I would love to talk to your lawyer friend. It really is irritating that neighbors just accross the street can have white picket fences, and we cant. But yes I would love to just pardon my french... rip Bruce a new one. He is such a idiot. Regarding the strawberry pies....... THEY WERE SO GOOD! The kids did such a good job, and of course were so cute making such a HUGE mess! Our next event will be in august. We are making healthy after school snacks, and teaching the kids how to make cute "veggie animals" for snacks. IN September we will be making and selling home made salsa, fresh from the gardens!! YUMMMMMY!