Lol, oh my goodness am I so with you on this one! My all time favorite is still the time I had to get after a group of kids for shooting rocks at my house! Yes, they were slingshotting them. Mind you I found out after one hit the window I was standing on the other side of with my one week old baby. Thankfully no damage was done except to my emotional state at the time! That neighbor moved out shortly after (not from me.. I don't think...LOL). But yeah, sometimes I think I'd rather put up with the horse sized poop than the children! I'm sure learning a lot about how not to parent at least!